
So I was scrolling through news alerts this weekend when a headline made me nearly spill my coffee. Senator Tim Kaine, bless his heart, declared a U.S. military operation might constitute a war crime. Let that sink in while I tell you about the last time I trusted a politician’s instant hot take before breakfast.
Back in 2023 remember the whole Chinese spy balloon frenzy Our entire DC brunch squad was ready to storm the Pentagon because cable news told us Xi Jinping was personally peeping through our bedroom windows. Turned out to be a weather balloon with less tech than my grandma’s flip phone. Yet there was Senator Credibility on every screen demanding Secretary Austin’s resignation before the thing even landed. Funny how that works.
Now roll tape to last week. The Washington Post runs a story claiming a second missile strike in the Caribbean last September aimed to eliminate survivors after an initial drug interdiction operation. Let me be clear nothing’s verified yet. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called the report fabricated and inflammatory. President Trump said he didn’t know about any secondary strike but would investigate while praising Hegseth’s leadership. Meanwhile Kaine hits airwaves within hours screaming Geneva Convention violations like he personally witnessed the whole thing from his Senate balcony.
Hold up. Rewind to 2011 when then Senator John McCain openly advocated bombing Libya without congressional approval and Kaine stayed quiet as a church mouse. Or 2014 when Obama launched 500 drone strikes in Yemen and Pakistan without this level of pearl clutching. The selective outrage here could power a wind farm.
Now let’s talk reality. I’ve got family in South Florida who’ve watched drug runners turn Caribbean waters into their personal Amazon delivery service. My cousin Marco spent six months volunteering with a Coast Guard auxiliary unit in 2022 before joining Border Patrol last year. The stories he tells would curl your hair Fentanyl shipments disguised as fishing charters. Cartels bribing officials with briefcases full of cash. This isn’t some DC policy seminar debate it’s life or death stuff.
So when Secretary Hegseth says we’re targeting narco traffickers disrupting poison pipelines that kill 300 Americans weekly I’m inclined to listen. No serious person expects our military to hand out lollipops and apology notes during these operations. But Kaine’s rush to war crime accusations feels less about justice and more about keeping his name in headlines.
Weirdly silent in all this Venezuela’s dictator Nicolas Maduro who’s reportedly cozy with the same cartels flooding our streets with drugs. The administration’s been turning up heat following Maduro’s sham elections in 2024. President Trump’s weekend post about closing Venezuelan airspace raised eyebrows sure. But during the Obama administration remember no one batted an eye when Biden called for military intervention in Syria during a 2015 Senate hearing. Different times different standards apparently.
Here’s where it gets personal for me. During the 2016 election cycle I worked briefly for a PAC tracking foreign policy flip flops. I saw countless senators including Kaine receive intelligence briefings where they’d nod solemnly then run to cameras and distort everything they just heard. One time a staffer told me politicians consider classified info inconvenient for their talking points like finding spinach in your teeth before a photoshoot. You just pretend it’s not there.
Kaine’s sudden constitutional crisis routine rings hollow when you check his voting record. Remember how he cheered Obama sending troops into Syria in 2014 without congressional approval Now it’s ground forces near Venezuela and suddenly we need fifty layers of bureaucracy Slow your roll senator.
The House and Senate Armed Services Committees pledged to investigate the alleged Caribbean strike. Fine. Good. Let the facts come out. But Democrat hypocrisy here is thicker than a congressional filibuster. Where were these war powers resolutions when Obama launched strikes in seven Muslim majority countries Or Biden greenlit that Kabul drone strike that killed ten civilians including seven children in 2021
Funny story. Two summers ago I attended a veterans fundraiser where a Marine Corps captain said something that stuck with me. Commanders make impossible decisions every minute the media and politicians never see. The messy reality of keeping Americans safe doesn’t fit into snappy soundbites or campaign mailers.
President Trump’s direct response on Air Force One deserves attention. He said he wouldn’t want unnecessary strikes but trusts Hegseth’s judgment while promising to investigate. He also praised the successful drug interdictions saving American lives. That’s called balance people.
Let’s talk Venezuela escalation. Senator Kaine admits military action there would change the calculus on Capitol Hill. Great timing considering his previous war powers votes failed miserably. Real leadership would involve proposing solutions not just shouting war criminal every time CNN points a camera your way.
Meanwhile the media machine spins this into yet another Trump administration scandal. I counted twelve news alerts today alone mentioning Hegseth and war crimes before lunch. Remember when Obama’s DOJ wiretapped a sitting senator in 2013 Or when Biden’s DOJ secretly seized Apple data from reporters in 2022 No Neither does CNN apparently.
The reported strike smells fishier than week old chowder at a Boston pier. Not because of the accusations but because The Washington Post’s sources remain anonymous while multiple military lawyers cited in coverage weren’t involved in the operation. Plus let’s note this was originally a narco trafficking mission. Since 2022 these cartels have murdered over 1500 migrant civilians trying to cross borders according to DHS stats. Where’s the outrage for those war crimes
Something needs fixing here. Whether it’s rules of engagement oversight or better transparency I’ll let smarter people hash out. But weaponizing war crime language for political points hurts actual victims of atrocities while cheapening our discourse. Remember when words meant things
President Trump’s administration keeps its eyes on the ball national security. While Kaine grandstands families in Ohio and Florida pray we stop the drug flow ruining their communities. I know which side I’m on.
By Sophie Ellis